Prancing Peacocks

So we did another football recruiting reception tonight. It was downtown in the Taft Center. It's owned by an alum of Centre College. Floor to ceiling glass, aram sandwiches, soda, cookies, waters with custom lables, that kind of thing. We watched a recruiting/highlight video. Did the mingling thing. Listened to them tell us how great Kirk is. It's all a mating dance. We'll see who has the biggest tail feathers when the mail comes. The thing that cracked me up was that the "buzz" of the night was the bathrooms! Everyone was saying how great they are and telling each other to "go use the bathroom." As a woman who's traveled quite a bit, I've seen a lot of bathrooms. These were nice, very zen, but it must take a man to really get excited about a public bathroom. Kirk commented on how quiet the flush was. Who knew he paid attention to the flush volume? Each one was a little individual room, auto water and soap, well placed paper towels and pail, an actual growing plant and hand lotion was a nice touch. But if they really wanted to impress me, the seat would put itself down.